Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commande via alexa! I love the future!

Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

Security techniciens: takes a deep swig of whiskey I wish I had been born in the neolithic.

Énorme +1. Notons qu'un écolo aurait lui aussi une imprimante achetée en 2004 (voire même à la fin des années 90), mais pas pour la même raison. ;)