‒ So you're the creator of the universe?
‒ That's me! So, got any questions?
‒ Oh man, so many. What's the reason for baryon asymetry? Why is most of the universe matter and not antimatter?
‒ Crap. Did I forget the antimatter? One sec, let me just…
BOOM
Wait, what do you mean, 'dark matter'? It's not dark, it interacts with high-energy gamma rays… right? Oh jeez, did I forget to make it interact?
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